When I have kids…

My daughter will learn that she is beautiful no matter what she looks like. She will not be insecure about anything and become a wonderful woman like any woman out there right now.

My son will learn how to treat ladies right not like fuckers we have now a days and have respect. Something i think that is becoming rare day by day.

Swallowed a gum and I'm still alive..

lulz-time:

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When you sneeze

• Normal person: Bless you
• Liam Payne: God bless your soul and heart and all that is good in the world hallelujah may you recover from that awful sneeze

How I want to be cheered up if I’m down.

egifany:

paynefullygay:

but when you smile at the ground it aint hard to tell

• police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
• me: not with that attitude

tltty:

at least i find myself funny